翻译出来给我听，什么叫惊喜！什么他妈的叫他妈的惊喜！

• Traditional Chinese Character(HanT): 翻譯出來給我聽，什麼叫驚喜！什麼他媽的叫他媽的驚喜！
• Simplified Chinese Character(HanS): 翻译出来给我听，什么叫惊喜！什么他妈的叫他妈的惊喜！
• Bopomofo(Mandarin Phonetic Symbols): ㄈㄢ ㄧˋ ㄔㄨ ㄌㄞˊ ㄍㄟˇ ㄨㄛˇ ㄊㄧㄥ ㄕㄜˊ ㄇㄛ˙ ㄐㄧㄠˋ ㄐㄧㄥ ㄒㄧˇ ㄕㄜˊ ㄇㄛ˙ ㄊㄚ ㄇㄚ ㄉㄜ˙ ㄐㄧㄠˋ ㄊㄚ ㄇㄚ ㄉㄜ˙ ㄐㄧㄥ ㄒㄧˇ (ㄈㄧㄔㄌㄍㄨㄊㄕㄇㄐㄐㄒㄕㄇㄊㄇㄉㄐㄊㄇㄉㄐㄒ)
• Bopomofo(Zhuyin Keyboard Input/IME): "z0 u4tj x96eo3ji3wu/ gk6ai7rul4ru/ vu3gk6ai7w8 a8 2k7rul4w8 a8 2k7ru/ vu3" (z0u4tjx96eo3ji3wu/gk6ai7rul4ru/vu3gk6ai7w8a82k7rul4w8a82k7ru/vu3)
• (ASCII) Hanyu Pinyin: "fanyichulaigeiwotingshemojiaojingxishemotamadejiaotamadejingxi" "Fan1Yi4Chu1Lai2Gei3Wo3Ting1She2Mo0Jiao4Jing1Xi3She2Mo0Ta1Ma1De0Jiao4Ta1Ma1De0Jing1Xi3" "Fan1 Yi4 Chu1 Lai2 Gei3 Wo3 Ting1 She2 Mo0 Jiao4 Jing1 Xi3 She2 Mo0 Ta1 Ma1 De0 Jiao4 Ta1 Ma1 De0 Jing1 Xi3" (FYCLGWTSMJJXSMTMDJTMDJX)
• (Latin) Hànyǔ Pīnyīn: FānYìChūLáiGěiWǒTīngShéMoJiàoJīngXǐShéMoTāMāDeJiàoTāMāDeJīngXǐ [ Fān Yì Chū Lái Gěi Wǒ Tīng Shé Mo Jiào Jīng Xǐ Shé Mo Tā Mā De Jiào Tā Mā De Jīng Xǐ ]
• (英文翻譯) English Translation: "Translate it for me, what is a surprise!"
• (西語翻譯) Traducción Español: "Tradúcelo para mí, ¿qué es una sorpresa! 什麼他媽的叫他媽的驚喜！：What the hell do you mean by surprise!"
• (日文翻譯) 日本語翻訳: "それを私に訳して、驚きとは何か！"